May 28, 2009

Seven wonders ---- Reloaded

Post published on Oct 8th 2008

wonder what would Maneka Gandhi do when her house is filled with cockroaches, rats and worms ?

1) Buy another house

2) Call the pest control

3) Live with those creatures (well, arent those animals too????)

wonder where would Saif Ali Khan be today if Dil Chahta Hain never happened ?

1) With Amrita Singh still enjoying the glory of Yeh Dillagi and Main Khiladi Tu Anari.

2) Doing item numbers and participating in reality shows like Big Boss.

3) Waiting for Salman Khan to re-introduce him.

wonder why do certain words carry silent alphabets (for example, p in pneumonia, t in listen. aah well, there are so many !) ???

1) English is a Zfunny language

2) People who coined them included their name initials

3) They actually arent silent, we are too lazy to pronounce the words with an extra alphabet.

wonder when would people find a cure for A.I.D.S. ?

1) Never

2) The sadistic Germans had already found it out in 1940's during the world war (Even Fanta was created in 1940 by the Germans) and they just wont reveal it.

3) A.I.D.S. who ???

wonder whom would Aiswarya Rai be dating now if she hadnt married Abhishek Bachchan?

1) Imran Khan

2) Himesh Reshammiya

3) Amitabh Bachchan

wonder if dinosaurs existed during Ramayana and Mahabharata?

1) No, they knew what was coming and so committed mass suicide.

2) The dinosaurs got misinterpreted as demons and rakshasas as centuries passed by.

3) They would have, if Michael Crichton tried his hands at the epics.

wonder how people would treat this post?

1) Crap, nonsense, waste of time

2) People read anything as long as it is in a blog.

3) See you in the comments section, yeyy!!


Anonymous said...

first !

Anonymous said...

i think i took the third option.. see you in the comments section yay !!!

bye !! lol

Rakesh Vanamali said...

When are you back? Missing the regular posts!

kanagu said...

Dude.. seems to be you had a lot of free time then, very creative... but missing your usual wittyness

Ashwathy said...

LOL @ hitchwriter

loved the option of mass suicide of dinosaurs lol :D

another of ur reloaded posts... but wayyyy better than the 'whats ifs' and 'whys'..

i agree with rakesh. we want the old vimmuuu back... not the reloaded version please :P

amit said...

Ha! This is definitely a crazy post! :)

Sakhi said...


Anonymous said...

LOL @ mass suicide by dinosaurs..

Rakesh said...

i wonder wht u r upto right now? hehe

Destination Infinity said...

I think you need to take a look at Kislay's latest post buddy. He's got the answer for your last question :p

Destination Infinity

PS: I think he was no different in Dil Chahta Hain too... People were too bored of flopping his movies :-)

Anu Russell said...

really funny post...

Srivats said...

First time here, Cool blog and interesting post, please keep writing,seems like many were missing you :)

Indian Home Maker said...

LOL This is a good one!! Yeah Dinosaurs must have committed mass suicide. That sounds so possible.

And I see you nowhere yet in the comment section!

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