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‘She’ appears online.
He : Helllllllloooooooooooo !!
She : Helllloooo???? why don’t you just say a ‘Hi’ ???
He : What is the difference? It means the same even on Pluto.
She: Don’t you try being over friendly with me !!!!
He : Whaaaaa ????
‘She’ goes offline immediately !
‘He’ laughs & sends offline : GO TO HELL. IT IS A BETTER PLACE TO ROT.
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The inspiration for this 55-er fiction is Archanas latest post and the above was first written as a comment for that post of hers.
PS : I wanted to write this for the previous 55 -er too. All that you find here has to be taken lightly. I have no grudge against any one or any gender. And if anyone finds these posts offensive or rude, please come back after installing the latest version of Sense of Humour in your system :D
Pic courtesy : Cartoonstock
51 comments:
over friendly ?? jus sayin a hello means being over friendly ?? God help the gals .. do gals from all countries behave like this or ... ?
How could she be soo rude man!!
this is online 'peedanam'!!!!
i also had a similar incident online..i said a hi to this girl and thn she says "over aaakandaa!!"
wht did i dooo??? :(
hahahahaha :)
dai, nee vella panni oppicha :) LOL
LOL at Rakesh;s comment... online "peedanam" it is... :)
enjay!!!! life teaches people so many things..... :)
Do u seriously know any sane people around there?
And i am expected to leave comments for such douche bags!!!
lol... what a way to mask her insecurities!
LOL @ Ramya
what a joy to see ur comments back! :D hehe
@all the guys in the forum
and yes, pls dont generalise women on the psychos u meet here and there! in the meantime, u can always learn from the occasional weird experience lol
LOL @ Ramya
what a joy to see ur comments back! :D hehe
@all the guys in the forum
and yes, pls dont generalise women on the psychos u meet here and there! in the meantime, u can always learn from the occasional weird experience lol
Gulp!
Understanding Women is an impossibility! Like Dumas once said "The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?"
And heres my favorite one which was said by Socrates "By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
:))
Helllllloooooooooooooooo!!! :P
Good one!!!! :D
[was kinda tempted to count the words tho... lolz]
@Ashwathy
Oh thanks luv!
My dear brother was wondering if i had dropped dead, so i thought i'd resurface in his comments section.
lately his posts have become devoid of intelligence.
What are you saying???
I kinda greet like that all the time.. A very long hello or hey..
Those people are bizarre! :-)
Hellooooo!
Pluto is not a planet anymore so is this 55-er still valid.
:D :D
Ha..ha..at online 'peedanam'.
@Ramya
You make it sound as if his previous posts were full of intelligence... was wondering if that was a typo coz it's not like you to admit it LOL :D
helllloooo..!!
(intending to become more friendly..)
:)
lol,seriously !
dude see why you going all around the place saying you respect the three genders and not an MCP blah blah? :P And I think this comes under the LOL challenge ;) :P :lol:
Girls will be girls !! lol... I wont say nething more ! :D *weary*
Weird ppl are there in every gender,race and nationality. And boy you just mentioned she is an old friend.In case you had done some thiruvilayadal with her years ago and she gave the response based on that...well u never know,we are hearing only one side of the story u see :P
i love the way u find hidden perspectives for everything :D heheh
oops.. forgot to mention that the above comment was aimed at Nautankey :) heh
Lol! I believe you. You have it in you to bring out such an extreme reaction in anybody :D
One friendly advice for you: Never ever try to understand a woman!!! :D :D :D
What exactly did you do to evoke such a reaction from her :) Come on, come clear !!!
:D Some one , said somewhere , that Quantum Physics would be easier and less complicated . :)
@ Vivek :
LOl. Dont panic my friend ! There are some exceptions. But exceptions are not examnples.LOL.
@ Rakesh :
LOL @ peedanam. For those, who dont know what he meant - ONLINE HARASSMENT !
Im glad you experienced something similar. LOL.
@ Ajit :
LOL, njaan pani oppikanamengil, njaan vere janikkanam ! LOL
Life doesnt teach us, they are here to teach us! and we will keep learning !
@ Ramya :
LOL. Yes, you are expected !
and speaking of intelligence, it runs in the family sis !! and moreover, you have always found it difficult to find the under lying messages. LOL.
Btw, welcome back. There were a lot of sane posts which deserved your insane comments. Where were you ? :D
@ EISI :
Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping in your comment.
LOL, so that was her problem !!!! Ahaaa !!! Thanks buddy !
@ Ashwathy :
None of us are generalising here. We are adjusting ourselves to live in harmony with you all. LOL.
@ Rakesh 2 :
Wow, those are wonderful and very insighful quotes. LOL.
No one can understand them !
@ Aaarti :
LOL, you should have. its exactly 55, unless 'a' is counted !
@ Aparna :
Welcome back Gappu. Next time you greet a girl, be careful! LOL !
@ Solilo :
So what if Pluto isnt a planet anymore. It still exists, na? LOL.
and whats with that Hellooo , huh? trying to over friendly ? LOL
@ Vinu :
LOL. With me, its ok. But dont you dare try this on a girl !! LOL
@ Bhargavi :
:D seriously to you too. LOL.
@ Vishesh :
It does??? Please nominate it from your side!! LOL.
@ Dhiren :
Eggjaactly !!!!
@ Nautankey :
LOL. How do you come with this? Every time??? LOL.
Nahi yaar. no vilayaadals!! I was just being myself. LOL. and yeah, everytime people listen to just one side of the story and arrive at their own judgements !!!
@ Smita :
You read me like a book !!! LOL
@ Chiranjib :
LOL. Advise taken buddy ! Even if I wanted to, its difficult !
@ Smita 2 :
Absolutely nothing. (Me appearing innocent) I was just being myself !! LOL.
@ Kislay :
Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping in your comment.
and if Im not wrong, that someone should be either you or Albert Einstein. LOL.
hahhahahaahahaahahahahahaaah ... and I am still laughing..
this one was bang on!! :D loved it..
thank God, my sense of humor is of the latest version ;)
blogrolled ya.. :P
@ Kajal :
Im glad that you have the latest version installed. Btw, is it a pirated one?? :D
lol.. yeah you say that and I might end up trading my new version for a model of the 60s :P
LOL!!
ummm how long a hellooo wa s it? coz we count too :D
what??dont gape...we do...:D
*sniggers*
hellllllllloooooooooooo!!!
Vimmuu :D
leaves Vimmuu to desperately count the E's and the L's and the O's in there
:D
@ Kajal :
LOL, Oh no !!!
@ Indyeah :
Seriously??? You people do that??? LOL. so, hows the judgement done? The more the letters, the more danger ???
and yeah, dont you dare being over friendly with me!! LOL !!!
@Ashwathy
Yeah it was a typo.I meant "vimal is devoid of intelligence.Period"
lol.
@Vimal
yes it took me a while to get the underlying message when your mom said you were a "Special Child"
ROFL.
@ Ramya :
Did she actually say that???? Gee..I always knew thought so !!! LOL
men from mars..and women from venus...err who told u to come up with pluto??? :P :P :P
I think she should get a firewall to protect herself on the internet. The internet today is a dangerous place!!!
Destination Infinity
hehehehehe....weird woman!
now, if i were to talk to that "she", she might sctually think i'm a guy, with an female online name....cozmy hellos are always tooooo long :D -- and that means i'm not one among those "she"s :D
LOL @ "online peedanam"
and pluto isnt a planet anymore? so, that mickey-mouse-dog was for real?!! :-o :D
I am damm sure..u must have done something with her in past ...and she must be reacting today...
u know girls memory is too sharp to forget anything :-)
@ Verbivorehere :
LOL, thats a good one. Now, why didnt I think of that??? and yes, she didnt even give me time to think. LOL
@ Destination Infinity :
LOL. she needs protection from herself first !! :D
@ Priya :
LOL. Thats the way we were brought up ! Putting too many l's and o's has become our habit !!! :D
yeah, pluto isnt a planet ! Its a dwarf planet now !!!
@ Rashmi :
Honest, I didnt !! What makes you think so ?? Im such an innocent soul you see !!! Look whos talking, huh ? LOL
and yeah, girls have a lot of other sharp attributes too. Sharp memory, sharp vision, sharp tongue, except a sharp... :D
Maybe she was from Pluto and you were very disrespectful of her planet.
I couldn't help but laugh at that. What did you do to get such a reaction? Girls don't react like that for no reason. Well no one I know does. BUT I guess the way you wrote Hello did sound aa little flirty/dangerous. :-P
And Viviiiiii. Not all girls from all countries react like that. I think it's an indian thing. ;-)
you sure she was your same 'friend'...?
and you didn't have a past hsitory with her then try n remember if you did something to any of her friends.
coz girls like all that hellllooooooooooo....!!!!s the more the better...
ROFL!
And they say I have wierd friends!
@ Amit :
Do they have yahoo access in Pluto ?? LOL
@ Badz :
That was flirty...that was dangerous !!!! This would have been the exact reaction of that girl, na?? LOL
@ Oorjas :
Yup, it was her alright ! and puhleeez, no past history !!!
I guess that was one abnormally normal girl !!
@ Archie :
We should start a club ! LOL.
hah.. well, now i know u really cud be an Ant-Fe!! :P
Sounds really weird!
Could it be possible that it was somebody else on her computer???
trust this to happen to u!!
Are you sure you have pasted the complete conversation ???? :P :P ;)
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