Part 1 - The Stars Scream Awards (Winners)

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Ho, Whaaaat a night !!!

Bangalore had never witnessed such a star packed award night ever. Unfortunately, the night didn’t end happily as it was expected. Stars literally screamed the hearts out and had to run for their life.

The celebrities from different film industries had a green carpet welcome. They were kind enough to participate in the Stars Scream awards, even though the whole nation was waiting with bated breath for the Oscar results. All that glittered in the auditorium were not only celebrities this time, we had bloggers too from different parts of the world. V-lokam is thankful to all the bloggers who made it a memorable night with their presence.

Kareenas ‘Chaliya Chaliya’ performance kick started the night. Towards the end of the dance, she fell unconscious and collapsed on the stage. Since Saif was abroad shooting for his home production, Shahid had to rush her to a nearby hospital. Pradeep went along with Shahid because he wanted to show off his new tattoo to Kareena. Kareena could not attend the function since then and was admitted for dehydration; effects of being size zero.

What happened after that shocked the entire film industry! Sajjid Khan and Ashutosh Gowarikar walked hand in hand onto the stage to host the show. Together they created a laugh riot on stage, every time Sajjid cracked a joke, Ashutosh would shut him up and continue from where he stopped. Performances from celebrities like Bipasha, Priyanka, Katrina Kaif, Amisha Patel, Salman Khan, Akshay, and Hrithik ended up as mere gap fillers and weren’t entertaining enough. Amitabh Bachchan gave away the Life time achievement awards to Tusshar Kapoor and Rakhi Sawant. Both the stars looked pleased, as they had never won an award before. Rakhi as usual did a mistake by delivering an acceptance speech in English. Reema got up every now and then to correct her grammar and pronunciation. This irked Oxy who is a die hard fan of Rakhi which resulted in a war of words between Oxy and Reema. It was at this time Hrithik gave his performance on stage which went on unnoticed. Verbivorehere was seen sulking because her favorite star was dancing like a worm and none were interested.

There were a couple of disinterested bloggers too. IHM was busy writing as many as three posts on Womans Day and she wanted to publish all of them on the 8th of March. Su and Pavan (Anniyan) were busy with their respective laptops trying to figure out new scripts and languages. Vinay, who arrived after a lot of persuasion, appeared completely lost and was in a different world altogether. Sanjay Dutt when asked to give away the Worst Actress award to Minisha Lamba for Kidnap, claimed once again how women should include their husbands name as their last name. He also went ahead and demanded Aishwarya Rai Bachchan to remove the ‘Rai’ from her name which according to him is a clear sign of disrespect to the Bachchan family. Sanju Babas statement was counter argued by Abhisheik asking him to mind his own business when he was on stage along with Aishwarya to present the Worst Cameo award to mom, Jaya Bachchan. Amar Singh had to interfere and clear the whole confusion. Poonam, who was least bothered about such politics, wanted to know if she could interview some the celebrity bloggers present, but since there were so many stars who had their own blog now, she didn’t know with whom to start from. Vinod was seen running behind celebrities too; he wanted them to read his script especially the recent one on the eunuch ghost. Oorja, meanwhile, with her obsessive compulsive disorder for cleanliness created headache for all those incharge of hospitality. A couple of celebrities were also shouted at for littering !

Anil Kapoor who had two nominations couldn’t make it up for the event. He had sent an apology mail through his brother Sanjay Kapoor asking the makers to pass on the awards to Sanjay if at all he wins. He also apologized for not being a part of it because he is supposed to jump like a small kid if Danny Boyle announces his name on winning the Oscar. The best and the most heart whelming acceptance speech was delivered by Harman when he received the Worst Debut award from Rakesh Roshan. He began his speech thanking his dad for all the efforts and hard work put in the movie and concluded saying that this recognition is infact for the man who brought him into this world and for making him the person that he is today. Harry who was a part of the audience applauded while Roshan Sr. left the stage moist eyed !

More to come, please stay browsed to V-lokam.............