Final Part - The Stars Scream Award (Winners)

...........Continued from Part 1


Aamir Khan, who craves for only attention these days, deliberately came in during the middle of the show. When enquired about his presence at an award function, he said he no longer believed in the Oscars since his TZP was left out and also mentioned that he’d come as a blogger and not as anyone from the film industry ! He made himself comfortable in the first row where the bloggers sat. Aaaaarti, who had stepped out for a while, returned and requested him to move from her seat(seat no.10). The insulted Khan refused to move and both the A’s argued until Archana(AV), intervened and confused them by relating their argument with theories of Physics.

Speaking of A's, Apars son ‘A’ was approached by Amol Gupte for his remake of TZP, this time according to his whims and fancies. The confirmation is yet to come from the mother though.

Another surprise that came up during the show was when SRK was asked to present the award for the Worst Actor to current arch rival Salman. Both the Khans weren’t looking at each other, yet a plastic smile was seen on both the faces. The whole auditoriums attention turned to Smita who was weeping as soon as Salmans name was declared. She couldn’t bear the sight of Salman receiving the worst actor trophy and left the auditorium immediately. Salman with his usual wits declared during his acceptance speech that it was SRK who deserved the award for his awful performance in RNBDJ and requested SRK to share the award along with him. The shameless person that SRK is, agreed, and remarked that since he wouldn’t be receiving any of the awards this year, he would only be obliged to share this award with Salman. Meanwhile, Varun, in the absence of Salman, was trying to woo Katrina by singing his version of ‘zara zara touch me, touch me’. Both Salman and Varun were missing in the auditorium after sometime. Rakesh, a new blogger and winner of the Best Mallu Wins post in V-lokam, felt so disgusted when his favorite star SRK, agreed to share the award with Salman. He started booing at the producers of the awards and also stated its stage management to increase the TV ratings. Rakesh was later thrown out of the auditorium when he went to the extent to throwing rotten eggs at the producers.

Yash Raj Films won the award for The Worst Production House and Rani Mukherjee was called on stage to give away the trophy to Aditya Chopra. But before even Adi could finish his acceptance speech, a group of men wearing pink chaddis barged into the auditorium asking the event managers to stop the show. Such award ceremonies, according to them, are not a part of the Indian culture and even if celebrities are to be felicitated, it should be done with shawls and gold coins instead of trophies and cups. The securities tried their best to evacuate the hooligans but they just went haywire inside the auditorium trying to attack the celebrities and bloggers. However, this time, the pink chaddi gundaas were at the receiving end. The celebrities as usual hid themselves and chose to stay away from all the trouble. But the bloggers had no second thoughts on keeping calm and released all their suppressed frustrations on the Sene waalas. All the exit doors were locked and the moral policing gundaas were attacked till they cried for mercy. The police force intervened and brought the situation under control in sometime. The award ceremony thus ended on a sad note for the producers as they incurred heavy losses.

Later that evening, the entire film industry and bloggers had discussions together and took a vow to expel such anti-social criminals from our country for good !

Ho, Whaaaat a night !!!

Bloggers who couldn’t turn up :

Vishesh – His mom didn’t let him go!
Solilo - She was held up at the immigration in the airport because she couldn’t produce a proof for her Spanish name.
Nikhil – Said he doesn’t like Bollywood !
Rekha – Below 18 years were not allowed.
Bhargavi – Above 70 years were not allowed !
Kanagu – He planned with his friends to come who later on ditched him.
Nimmy – She burnt her cake and was at home preparing another one.
Rakesh Vanamali – He was not allowed to take his camera and he didn’t want to enter without it.

Praveen – Iron Maiden had a concert on the same day and he didn’t want to miss it.
Aparna – Said her sun signs and moon signs collided with her comet signs and wasn’t supposed to travel.
Amit – Got lost in Manchester while taking snaps. Wasn’t reachable.
Sakhi – She had a cocktail of sambar and coke the previous night that upset her stomach.
Arvind – New job, no leave !
Chiranjib – He kept arguing with a cab guy just outside the auditorium since he was particular about every penny.
Ajit – Couldn’t find a matching lungi for his blazer !
Priya – Was too busy making comebacks !
Rads – Her smart kids locked her at home.
Nova - She declined the invitation saying she would go only for Filmfare awards since Filmfare is her favourite magazine.

Remya – Misplaced her jewellery and thus missed her flight.
Alice – Didn’t know the route from Wonderland to Bangalore.
Ambili – Arrived after everyone packed up!

The Star Scream Awards - Results

WORST FILM - Drona WORST DIRECTOR - Subhash Ghai (Yuvvraaj) WORST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE (MALE) - Salman Khan (God Tussi Great Ho, Yuvvraaj)

WORST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE (FEMALE) - Minisha Lamba (Kidnap) WORST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE (MALE) - Zayed Khan (Yuvvraaj)

WORST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE (FEMALE) - Amisha Patel (Thoda Pyar Thoda Magic)

WORST ACTOR IN A NEGATIVE ROLE - Kay Kay Menon (Drona)

WORST DEBUT - Harman Baweja (Love Story 2050)

WORST CAMEO - Jaya Bachchan (Drona)

WORST SCREENPLAY - Vijay Kumar Acharya (Tashan)

WORST PRODUCTION HOUSE - Yash Raj Films

For those who came in late, please find the nominations here.

(Thanks a lot, everyone, for being sportive (anticipatory bail, you see!). I am sure the non bloggers would have felt a little bad (or relieved); dont worry, the next time I will have a dig at you people too)